Homemade Granola BITCHESSSSS!!!!

I have no idea why I’m completely moved to say “BITCHESSSSSS” after I announce I did something lame. I think it makes me feel a little more Tyler Perry and a little less Everyone Loves Raymond.

For instance:

“I just did the laundry BITCHESSSS”
“I just folded my fitted sheet correctly BITCHESSSS”
“I just tried a new Pinterest recipe BITCHESSSS”
“That Honda Odyssey rides smooth BITCHESSSSS”



You get the idea.


I used sunflower seeds, raw pumpkin seeds, raw almonds, oats, cranberries, raisins, honey, cinnamon, and EVOO. I mixed together the dry ingredients and spread them out in pans. Then I drizzled EVOO and honey and cinnamon over top and mixed it all together. I baked it at 350 degrees for 10, then tossed it around again and baked it for 10 more. I kept doing this until I felt like it was golden enough.

Eat, enjoy, rinse and repeat……. BITCHESSSSSSS.

think i made enough?


get in mah belly

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  • Sandra Drozd

    YUM! I made granola bars today for he first time. Sofia was so excited to dig in (I threw in chocolate chips, of course) until she saw the raisins. “no thank you mama, they don’t look so good” argh!

  • Jamie @HandlingWithGrace


  • Olga Pisarskiy

    Girl in my house granola doesn’t exist without chocolate chips!! It does look supper yummy. 

  • Christy

    So off topic, I wanna know what you think about Hurricane Bud? How bout that! I immediately thought of your little man

    • YES!!! I’m starting to cut out articles so I can frame them for his nursery! Too funny!

  • Deana_vogt7

    Haha, have I told you lately how much you make me laugh! I especially appreciate it in my new state of being delirious more! 😀 Miss you!

  • How did it turn out? Looks delicious! I made my own granola for the first time this week and it was the most amazing thing ever…I can safely say I will probably never buy granola bars again!