I kid I kid… nope, I’m not kidding. I’ve grown. I’m in my 19th week and have officially popped out. I feel like Buddha as people rub my belly for good luck… sometimes I think it’d be funny to hide a remote control robot under my shirt and have it reach out when people rub my belly like the Poltergeist. But then I remember that I always invade people’s personal space and this is part of the drill.
And to answer your question, no I did not get oddly-placed bangs cut. Those are new hairs that have decided to grow since I got pregnant. So… I’ve got that going for me.
Love yall and thanks for joining me in this. Stay tuned for my new segment of life, “The Adventures of the Disappearing Waistline.”